Abortion Clinic Turns Operating Room Into Satanic Altar
By Delilah Billingsgate 1 year agoIn an effort to make patients more comfortable during their abortion procedure, an abortion clinic is putting a fun new spin on its operating room
BREAKING NEWS: Arizona Voters Sue Kari Lake for 1 Trillion Dollars for Denying the Election Results
By Freddy Dolphinbombs 1 year agoAfter Kari Lake called "B.S." on the election results, the 20 people who voted for Katie Hobbs are now suing Kari Lake for 1 trillion dollars in damages
New Scientific Study Confirms Persecuting Christians Can Improve Your Mental Health
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7 Racist Sandwiches You Need to Avoid
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A Message to Kari Lake on Behalf of all Journalists: Shut the Fuck Up
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James Craft, A.K.A. Shartwing Lunafeather, Becomes the First Furry Elected to Congress
By Leopold Smugton 1 year agoThanks to the 2022 Midterms, Americans can finally enjoy life, liberty, and the "fursuit" of happiness
The GOP Is Planning to Steal the Midterms--We Need To Do The Same
By Leopold Smugton 1 year agoIt's no secret that the GOP has been committing voter fraud. Our only option is to steal the midterm elections before they do.
Florida Teacher Changes Sexual Preference from Males to Sea Creatures In Order To Avoid Violating "Don't Say Gay Bill"
By Moloch 1 year agoLuckily, there's a loophole in the "Don't Say Gay" bill in which it does not explicitly mention non-humans in its prohibition of discussion about sexual orientation.
SO MUCH THIS! Finally A Brave White Woman Calls for Killing All Men and Male Babies
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Filthy Russians who Actually Sucked at Creating Art
By Leopold Smugton 2 years agoWe always knew these individuals represented the worst in the art community, and now it's time to finally call them out.
Obama Just Made It Official: We're Returning To The New Normal
By Delilah Billingsgate 2 years agoFor a scary moment, it seemed like society was about to return to normal. But thanks to Obama, we can breathe easy in our masks again